Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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