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• (516): View more from New York

  Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Omg suz!! take the unibrow off

  (516): View more from New York

  No! im just getting hammered instead

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.

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• (650): View more from California

  I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence

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