I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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