Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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