Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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