we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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