Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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