I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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