Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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