Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
