fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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