Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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