we have officially lost it.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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