Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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