Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
NoShamevember. You game?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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