ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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