is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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