Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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