is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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