Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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