I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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