What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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