we're blogging at a bar
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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