I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm too high and old for this...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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