At least make sure they are 18
Why
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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