lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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