Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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