their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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