i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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