This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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