just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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