he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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