how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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