8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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