we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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