So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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