try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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