Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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