it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You can't motorboat a personality
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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