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(310): View more from California

Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.

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(510): View more from California

You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying

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(323): View more from California

You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five

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(716): View more from New York

My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England

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(214): View more from Texas

He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina

(817): View more from Texas

Marry him NOW

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