the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
What a dumb baby whore.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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