i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
be right there i have to get my cape
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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