I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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