sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I have fence marks all over my body
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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