If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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