great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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