apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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