I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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