I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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