I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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