no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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