i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
tell me about the fingering
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