I want to stick my p in your. b.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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