It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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