The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have fence marks all over my body
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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