Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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