I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
honey bunches of taint.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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